Cracker Nachos

I'm sure you've all had nachos before, because they are tasty. But have you had cracker nachos? NO! I'll bet* you have not.

*no I won't

How to make them:
-Get crackers
-Get cheese
-Put cheese on crackers
-Get meat (optional)
-Put meat on crackers
-Get various spices (cumin, taco seasoning, red pepper, pizza seasoning, et cetera)
-Get something else if you want it on your cracker nachos
-Put your cracker nachos in the microwave until the cheese makes noise
-Bribe someone with your cracker nachos, or eat them yourself