Randomnessness

I thought you all might like to know that I have a bad memory. And a comic-blog. Link on my profile.

Crunchy Betty Honey Challenge

Whaaaat? You may ask. Well I'll tell you.

The Crunchy Betty Honey challenge is a challenge to wash your face with honey. Don't say eww, just read this post: http://crunchybetty.com/honey-challenge

Let me tell you, after just one wash, my face was lovely. Soft, clean, and healthy-looking. So come on! Slather bee spit all over your face. It's like magic.

No Bake Cookies

These are tasty cookies. Seriously.

*Ingredients*
1 cube of margarine
2 c sugar
1/2 c milk
1/4 c cocoa
1 t vanilla
3 c quick oats
1/2 c peanut butter

*Directions*
In medium sauce pan/pot, blend the first 4 ingredients and boil for 2 minutes, stirring constantly. Then remove from heat and add the other ingredients. Drop it on wax paper in preferred cookie size and let it sit until you can't stand knowing that there is something chocolatey sitting on your counter/table. Or, if you're strong-willed, just until they've cooled and hardened. Then eat them. Or give some to people. Or eat them. You might be able to freeze them. Or you could just eat them.

It should end up looking like chocolate cat puke. I had a picture, (of a cookie, not cat puke) but it won't load.

Drawing Day!!!

Don't forget! Mark your calendars! Tattoo it onto your nose! Tie a string onto your toe! Drawing Day is fast approaching! *June 4th* is (inter?)national Drawing Day! Pick up your pencil, your pen, your crayons, markers finger paints! And then drop stuff. AND DRAW.

http://www.ratemydrawings.com/drawings/manga-original/764069.html

You Want Thumb?

Like, that thing on your hand that's not a finger. You know.

Just another one of those poke-yourself-with-a-pin-repeatedly activities. But, even though I maimed my model, it was fun.

Another Matter to Address

House-hunting? Well, let me introduce to you, a wonderful place to live!

Lego Condo

Wonderful location; anywhere you want!

Comes with your choice of vehicle!

Beautiful yard!

First half

Second half

 It's just that easy! Live in comfort, so very close to your next-door neighbor!!

Please note: This house is not for sale, and you couldn't live in it anyways, because it's only two inches tall. I just thought I'd get your hopes up.

Mwahahahaha.

Cloak, You Imbecile.

So. I have been wearing a cloak to school lately, and no one knows what it is. It is infuriating.

"Hey, cool cape!"
"Rot in a sack."

"Why are you wearing that cape?"
"I hate you with a passion."

"What's with the blanket?"
"Die in a hole."

"What are you wearing?"
"Pants."
"No, I mean the cape thingy."
"Idiot."

"How does it feel wearing a blanket-thingy all day?"
"I want to kill you all for saying it's a blanket thingy."

And I spilled my juice at lunch.

And you know what caused all this?? I said, "Today shall be a good day."

NEVER say that. Ever.

C-U-S-S

No, it's not a spelling bee. I got my braces today. As is custom, whenever devil spawn works in my mouth, I communicate with sign language with my mom. What I don't want her to know, but really want to 'say', I type on an invisible keyboard. Some of the things I said, and why I said them:

On the invisible keyboard:
"And so she spent all of second period with some stupid newbie sunburning her freaking mouth." The nurse in training was drying my teeth with the UV thingy.
"Twerp-wad!!!!!!!!" The orthodontist was poking me a lot, and it was annoying.

With sign language:
"Owowowowow" The etching stuff got on my tongue and it burned.
"Sunburn" The UV thingy again.
"Evil" Poking and other nuisances in my mouth.
"Pain" Etching stuff.
"Nasty" Etching stuff.
"Farkle" Pushing on my teeth to get the bands in.
"Cuss! Cuss!" Pushing way too hard on my tooth to get the band in. So hard I cried.