So. I have been wearing a cloak to school lately, and no one knows what it is. It is infuriating.
"Hey, cool cape!"
"Rot in a sack."
"Why are you wearing that cape?"
"I hate you with a passion."
"What's with the blanket?"
"Die in a hole."
"What are you wearing?"
"No, I mean the cape thingy."
"How does it feel wearing a blanket-thingy all day?"
"I want to kill you all for saying it's a blanket thingy."
And I spilled my juice at lunch.
And you know what caused all this?? I said, "Today shall be a good day."
NEVER say that. Ever.