Yesterday I played with a football (the American kind). No, I certainly didn't play football. I played with that football and had no idea what I was doing.
And I played sausage. All you say is sausage. Someone tries to make you laugh.
"How do you get your hair like that?"
"And those strange lumps?"
"Moriarty isn't a man, he's a..."
I also played Moods.
Good times with family. And alone.