Jealous of my family.
Me (to Suzie): I will hate you forever.
Suzie: Whyyyyy???
Mom: She doesn't hate you 'cause you're beautiful.
Me: *cracks up*
Suzie: I'm gonna go cry in a corner now...
And then we started singing songs about how beautiful 'you' are, and edited them to be derogatory.
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Mom: So you tested the cookies for poison, and you slid a row over?
Me: On accident...
Mom: You tested them on accident? *laughs*
Me: I slid them over on accident, geez! And the testing was quite purposeful; I even took two so that if they were poison, the effects would come on faster and we'd know sooner.
Mom: You took two to get results sooner? *facepalm*
We test cookies and other tasty things to make sure they're not poison, because it sure would be a shame if we shared them and they were poison and they killed people. Usually we assume the poison is slow, but I figured since we're sharing these this evening, I'd better test more to hopefully get poisoned faster so we'd know...
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